Homeland Security Self-Examination
by Ray Lesser
Homeland Security is the job of all patriotic Americans. Although the
FBI, CIA and hundreds of other government agencies are spending millions
of man-hours and billions of tax dollars trying their best to root out
terrorism, Americans are still in danger. It is impossible for the Homeland
Security Department to interrogate every single person in this country
(and torture an occasional squealer) to sort out the good citizens from
the evildoers.
That's why we've created the following Homeland Security Self-Examination.
There's no longer any need for invasive and expensive government agency
procedures to determine whether or not you're a terrorist. Now, you can
do it yourself (as required by sec. 2476, sub-paragraph B, of the USA
Patriot Act).
You may have thought all people who get infected by terrorism eventually
die, either by blowing themselves up or rotting in a concentration camp
in Guantanamo Bay. But early detection can help prevent terrorism. By
taking this simple Homeland Security Self-Exam, you can find out if you
are in danger of becoming a danger to yourself and others around you.
The Homeland Security Department recommends that all Americans over the
age of 12 examine their patriotism once a month. If a change should occur
in your patriotism level let your local FBI agent know, so that you can
receive free government monitoring.
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